Additional to yesterday’s put up, I’m undecided what occurred with the Hyundai industrial. It was the best industrial after I watched it, and the outline matches…
…however the precise video embedded within the put up now reveals a special industrial.
Anyway, little question you’ve moved on, however in case you completely should see the hapless Freds operating that mild it appears as if you are able to do so right here.
In the meantime, greetings from the financial institution of the mighty Hudson River, simply throughout from the primordial New Jersey Palisades:

Once you strategy the water you count on frozen stillness, however the chunks of ice drifting within the present creates a sensation of motion which makes you’re feeling form of seasick as you take a look at it:
Although to be truthful the bike doesn’t assist in the nausea division:

I actually ought to improve to a carbon fiber bicycle, which might in flip give me an excuse to improve to carbon fiber pants:

Lastly, a pair of pants that’s 15 instances stronger than metal!

Harrumph, as a retrogrouch I’ll persist with my metal cuisses and greaves, thankyouverymuch:

Cuisses & Greaves goes to be the title of my new artisanal bikepacking bag firm. I additionally actually like these these sabatons. Certain, they appear a little bit cumbersome, however I wager they had been nonetheless simpler to stroll in than street bikes footwear.
Naturally I used to be intrigued by the pants, so I headed over to the clothes firm’s web site, and I made the very same facial features because the mannequin after I discovered that they had been $595:

[“Say what?”]
Although that’s nonetheless a greater deal than the Colnago garments, which might’t even stretch in any route concurrently:
Weighing simply 350 grams, the pants can stretch in any route concurrently, whereas withstanding the identical exams as our 100 12 months gear – making them the strongest pair of light-weight, stretchy, on a regular basis pants ever constructed.
I’m having a tough time envisioning a state of affairs wherein I’d stretch my pants in a number of instructions concurrently, in need of having one other particular person within them with me who’s attempting to run in the other way.
In addition they have “navy grade” t-shirts, that are a comparative cut price at $145:

It’s so robust it is going to outlive you!
Engineered with a mix of navy grade Japanese Cordura and cotton, the 100 12 months T Shirt is simply as delicate as an everyday cotton t shirt, nevertheless it’s 14x stronger. The problem for the 100 12 months T Shirt was easy – construct a t shirt that’s robust sufficient to survive you, however snug sufficient so that you can wish to spend the remainder of your life in. The truth of most t shirts is that after a couple of years they begin to break down, then they’re thrown out. The 100 12 months T Shirt is totally different. Whereas it seems like an everyday cotton t shirt and seems like an everyday cotton t shirt, it’s created from a fabric so robust it was initially developed for navy fight uniforms.
How is {that a} promoting level although? I actually don’t need a t-shirt that’s going to survive me. I’d get depressed realizing I’m going to die earlier than my shirt. Carrying out a t-shirt is a part of the pure cycle of life, like watching the seasons change or dropping your hair. Certain, you may assume you need your t-shirt to final without end, nevertheless it’s in all probability like wishing for immortality, in that when your want is definitely granted you understand it’s truly a dwelling hell. Why deny your self the method of getting a t-shirt, breaking it in properly, carrying it till it’s gossamer, after which getting a brand new one and beginning the method anew? Actually, the one state of affairs wherein I’d need my t-shirt to survive me can be if I get inducted into the Gravel Biking Corridor of Fame and after I die they put my physique on show like Lenin:

No offense to any of those intrepid gravelliers talked about within the article, however as I’ve talked about earlier than, that is by far The World’s Most Untimely Corridor of Fame. The emblem of the Gravel Biking Corridor of Fame ought to be an image of a horse with a cart in entrance of it. Plus, I wished to know the place the Gravel Biking Corridor of Fame was positioned so I might be certain that to by no means go to it, and I came upon there isn’t even a bodily one in any respect:

A bodily presence ought to be the very first rule for the institution of a corridor of fame. Like, they couldn’t lease a barn someplace and fill it with wax collectible figurines and troughs stuffed with several types of gravel?

Carry the children, it’s a tactile sensory expertise!